Coming Soon — The DeskBot Lab

The DeskBot lab · in development

What we're building next.
Coming to the desk.

DeskBot for Kalshi is live today. These are the next tools on the bench. Not for sale yet, tested on our own accounts first, and shown here so you can follow along.

◆ FOMO coin desk ▲ Robinhood + Kraken desk ▣ iPhone & Windows app
Solana meme coins

FOMO coin desk

● IN DEVELOPMENT

New Solana coins launch by the hundreds every hour, and most of them are traps. The FOMO desk is an investigation desk: drop in a coin and it pulls the evidence together before you go anywhere near it.

01Real money flow. Five-minute buy and sell dollar volume, market cap and liquidity, kept separate so FDV never passes for market cap.
02Rug checks. Mint and freeze authority, holder concentration, dev, sniper and bundler wallets, and the creator's past launches.
03True cost to get out. Size-matched buy and sell quotes, so you see the round trip before you're in, not after.
04Watch list. Follow up to three coins and keep receipts of price at 1, 5 and 15 minutes. Missing data stays marked "unknown", never guessed.
Straight talk: we've recorded over 400,000 coin launches, and copying the crowd into new coins lost money on average in our own testing. That's why this is built to check coins, not to auto-buy them.
Stocks · options · crypto

Robinhood + Kraken desk

● IN TESTING

The same desk idea, pointed at your own brokerage accounts. Stocks and options through Robinhood, crypto through Kraken, all on one screen and running on your own computer with your own keys.

01One desk, two brokers. Stock and option scalps on Robinhood, crypto on Kraken, with every position and order in one place.
02Multi-timeframe charts. 1-minute to daily views with EMA, VWAP, MACD, RSI and ATR read side by side.
03Your rules, your limits. Size, daily pause and per-market switches you set. Paper mode first, live only when you arm it.
04Every trade explained. Why it entered, why it skipped and how it exited, logged for you to check.
Straight talk: it's running on the developer's own accounts right now and hasn't proven it beats its costs yet. It won't be sold until it does.

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Everything on this page is in development and not available to buy. Screens are design previews with example values, not real coins or account data. Features, timing and pricing aren't final. Trading stocks, options and crypto can lose money, and new meme coins are especially risky; nothing here is financial advice or a promise of returns. DeskBot is independent software, not affiliated with or endorsed by Robinhood, Kraken, Solana, pump.fun, Kalshi, Apple or Microsoft.